Mad Libs - Sonic.exe edition

I'm a total ''noun'' fan much like everyone else, I like the newer ''plural noun'', but I don't mind ''verb ending in 'ing''' the ''plural noun''. I don't think I've ever played ''adjective'' or ''adjective'' ''plural noun'' before, though I don't think I want to ''verb'' any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was ''verb ending in 'ing''' ''the first noun'' (I liked how you get to ''description'') until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the ''noun'' had arrived and put something in my ''noun'' as usual and left. I ''verb ending in 'ed''' my ''verb'' to go see what I got in the ''noun''... The only thing in the ''same noun'' was a ''noun'' and a ''noun''. I took it inside.
I looked at the ''same noun'' first and realized it was from my dear friend ''name'' (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in ''number'' weeks. I know that because I recognized his ''noun'', though what was ''adjective'' is how it looked; it looked ''adverb'' written and scratchy and somewhat ''adjective'' to ''verb'', as if ''same name'' was having a hard time ''verb ending in 'ing''' and did it in a hurry.
This is what he ''verb (past tense)''...
''"different name,''
''I can't take it anymore, I had to verb this noun somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't verb it, he’s after me, and if you don't verb this noun, he'll come after you too, he's too adjective for me....''
''Please second name, destroy this adjective noun before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.''
''Verb the noun, and you'll same verb him, but do it adjective otherwise he'll verb you. Don't even verb the noun, it's what he wants, just the verb from the beginning of this paragraph it.''
''Please...''
''first name"''
Well, that was certainly ''adjective''. Even though ''first name'' IS my best ''noun'' and I haven't seen him in ''same number from earlier'' weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple ''noun'' would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a ''same noun'' right? Boy, was I wrong about that...
ANY way, I looked at the ''same noun'' and it looks like any ''same noun'', except it had ''noun'' on it written "''NOUN''.EXE", and it was much unlike ''first name'''s handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like ''place'' or ''website''. When I saw "''noun preceding .EXE''" on the writing of the ''same noun from the beginning of this paragraph'', I was actually excited and wanted to ''verb'' it, since I'm a a BIG ''noun preceding .EXE'' fan.
I went up to my ''place in house'' and ''verb ending in 'ed''' my ''noun'' and put the ''noun'' in and ''verb ending in 'ed''' the ''noun.'' When the ''noun'' popped up I noticed that it was the first ''noun preceding .EXE'' game, I was like "''exclamation''" Because like I said earlier I ''verb'' the ''plural noun''. The first thing I noticed that was ''adjective'' was when I '''verb ending in 'ed''' start, there's was a ''amount of time'' when I saw the ''noun'' turned into something much different, something that I now consider ''adjective'', before cutting to ''colour''.
I remember what the ''noun'' looked like in that ''same amount of time'' before the game cut to ''same colour''; The ''noun'' had darkened, the ''noun'' was rusted and ''adjective'', the ''company'' 1991 was now instead ''same company'' 666, and the ''noun'' had turned ''colour'', like blood, except it looked ''annoying adjective''.
But the freakiest thing that was in that ''same amount of time'' was ''noun preceding .EXE'', his ''plural noun'' were pitch black and bleeding with ''number'' glowing ''colour'' dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his ''noun'' had stretched wider up to the edge of his ''noun''. I was rather disturbed about that ''noun'' when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to ''colour from earlier'' it stayed like that for about ''amount of time'' or so. And then another weird thing happened, the ''noun'' from ''game featuring the noun preceding .EXE'' popped up, and I was like "''exclamation''! What's this doing in the first ''noun preceding .EXE'' game?", anyway, then I notice something off, the background was the dark cloudy ''noun'' of the ''game level'' from ''noun,'' and there were only ''number'' ''plural noun''. The music was that ''adjective'' ''piece of music'' from ''game'', only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the ''noun'' for the save file where you see a preview of the ''noun'' you're on is just ''colour'' static for all ''same number'' files.
What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only ''name'', ''name'' and to my surprise, ''name''! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as ''same name'' in a classic ''noun preceding .EXE'' game, for crying out loud?
That's when I realized that this wasn't a ''adjective'' game, it was a ''adjective'' game.
Yeah it definitely looked ''same adjective'', it was really ''adjective'', but as a ''adjective'' gamer, I wasn't scared (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a ''same adjective'' game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I picked ''noun'' ''number'' and chose ''first name in the three names'' and when I selected and got started. The game ''past tense verb'' for about ''amount of time'' and I ''past tense verb'' a creepy pixelated ''noun'' that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy before cutting to ''noun''.
Then I died and went to ''place.'' As I was going to ''same place''. I heard ''noun preceding .EXE ''say:

"I AM ''NOUN''"